A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.
Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away,
suddenly noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair
and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair
and out of sight under the table.
Still, the woman appeared calm and unruffled, apparently
unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.
The waitress went over to the table and said to the woman,
"Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the
table.
The woman calmly looked up at her and said,
"No he didn't. He just walked in the door."